Today's Phrase
Kata simu, tupo site
(phrase.) It can mean I’m at work, I’m outside, I’m in the club, I’m on holiday, I’m exchanging fluids and don’t like disturbance of the head you understand.

Today's Phrase
Na usiende kuambiana
(phrase.) This is how Kenyans assume a secret is supposed to be kept. They always have someone they can’t wait to share it with forgetting that that person also has another person that can’t wait to share that secret with.

Today's Phrase
Weeeeh! Wacha! Usicheze na hiyo
(phrase.) This is how you babysit in a Kenyan home. Just shout this phrase every 5 minutes

Today's Phrase
Wah! Babako aliuza ng’ombe asomeshe ng’ombe ingine tu
(phrase.) This is how Kenyans call you stupid using a metaphor.

Today's Phrase
Napenda malenge
(phrase.) Now to every tribe in Kenya, this means ‘I love pumpkins’ but when it comes to wakambians this means ‘I love reggae music’. These people need to have subtitles in real life, they’re very confusing.
